Joel Embiid of the Philadelphia 76's has pissed me off.
He recently went on his Twitter to mention the fact that he has seen some of the leaked celebrity pictures and he doesn't see what the big deal is.
I'll tell you what the big deal is.
I haven't seen these images!
Now, it is very rare for me to be noble. I have seen almost every celebrity sex tape and previous leaked images. But this time I didn't.
This time, maybe its my age, it felt weird to be checking out these dames. Here is what Embiid had to say.
“Why is everyone always acting crazy when pics are leaked??? I mean we've all seen a woman's body.”
This is true. What is also true is that you're only 20 years old! You live in a world where you never had to hope that a celebrity fell so far that they had to go in Playboy or Penthouse for us to see them butt-booty-ass-naked!
You wanna know some of the hot women that have had their images invaded via iCloud?!
Amber Heard, Meagan Good (lord!), Gabrielle Union, Lizzy Caplan (oh!), Hope Solo, Emily Browning, Hayden Panettiere, Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence, Kaley Cuoco, Keke (motherfucking!) Palmer, Scarlett Johansson, and the rest...
So while it is true that we have seen a woman's body, young Mr. Embiid, these are famous women who did not CHOOSE to have their naked photos shared.
Its different. I can't explain why, but it is. You know what my big “Oh, my god! She is naked!” moment was years ago? Finding out that Tasha Yar posed nude. But she did that as a job, and was paid for it - realizing, that sooner or later they'd probably go public.
So you and the rest of the kids of the world enjoy the fact that you never had to deal with wondering what a celebrity looked like naked while me and others around my age had to wait until they became alcoholics or needed a career boost.
Otherwise shut the hell up while grown folks is talking!
Otherwise shut the hell up while grown folks is talking!
