Thursday, August 21

Raptors Man of Mystery Bulking Up

Being the true investigative journalist here at TheBenchGuys.Com, I have done some digging around and learned that Toronto Raptors mysterious rookie Bruno Caboclo has in fact been on a very strict off season program. 

A report came out yesterday from The Raptors stating that Caboclo has been transforming his wirey 18 year old frame by consuming 6,000 calories a day. 

With the help of my Bench colleague Turbozone - we have unearthed THIS shocking photo. 

Becoming the most anabolic man in the NBA has its drawbacks however.   It is believed that Caboclo's 7" vertical has been compromised significantly, thanks to his additional size.

Don't fret - there is good news, as it is expected that Caboclo will also be offered the part of "Black Hulk" in Avengers 3.

Director Josh Whedon tweeted this morning, "Bruno's build is amazing!  We will save millions in CGI!"

Production on Avengers 3 is still two years away from being two years away.