Before you go “0-100” on judgments against the notion of why the “Light Skinned Keith Sweat” should not make the All Star Team, let's examine this a little shall we?
The second returns came in for the All Star voting and leading the way for East Guards are John Wall and Dwyane Wade. The former makes sense but the latter not so much. The only highlights of Dwyane Wade all came from post game interviews one involving Gabrielle Union showing the world who may wear the pants in the household and the other being a rehashing of “Decision Part 3”.
So who deserves the second guard spot? Well his last names, Ever, and his first is Greatest. He's Steph Curry with the shot, no lie.
He Does Right, And Kills Everything. He's the effin man, you probably don't get it do you? Alright, alright, alright, let's stop but he's on a roll like Cottonelle.
Drake's the most recognizable “Raptor” in the world since Vince Carter. He's an honorary Kentucky Wildcat. His free shirts sell for 1000% more than they are worth. The free shoes that he gave away were sold for $100,000.00. He confuses Donald Sterling with Adam Silver and no one bats an eye.
He's coined T.Dot forever as “The 6”. James Johnson has a top dunk of 2014 and more people talk about Drake's reaction than the dunk itself.
Are you honestly saying you would rather see Dwyane Wade start and show “Flashes” of being “Flash” over Jimmy from Degrassi who knew he was the sh*t from the age of six?
What are your reservations? The fact that Aubrey has not played a single game of Professional basketball? Well he probably had his OVO Jordan's touch the Raptors hardwood more than Lucas Noguiera. And also in terms of experience, eff them and their time difference!
But we can agree, Dwyane Wade, greatness from the past aside, does not deserve to start this year's all star game. Kyle Lowry a.k.a The Baby Faced Assassin (also coined by Drake) does. And if he's not going to get the start, tweet your NBA Ballots as #nbaballotaubreygrahamdrake on Twitter.
If anything Drake will Do Right and give the starting spot to Lowry a la Vince Carter to Michael Jordan, 2003 All Star game. The decision is yours or just vote “nbaballotKylelowry cause mufckers never loved us.
Side note: If anyone wants to buy a Drake night shirt for 1000% more than their value please contact me on Twitter and Instagram @prabudda.
Join us next time when we discuss “The Better Blower: Garnett or Stephenson?”